- this is the largest house i’ve ever been in by myself
- it’s seriously like twice the size of my dorm at school
- and every little noise scares the heck of me
- they have 3 cats and 3 dogs
- the cats only ever stare at me or follow me around when i’m there
- i could probably like yell at them, talk to them, pet them, throw them, or whatever and they would still just stare at me!
- like what do you want me to do?! why are you stalking me?!
- the dogs only ever steal each other’s food
- so i have to sit there and watch each dog eat their food so i make sure they all get to eat and don’t bully each other
- you all live together, you should be friends who don’t steal each other’s food!
obviously, i’ve never had pets, and therefore don’t know how any of this goes. maybe all pets are stealing, stalking, staring creatures who like to watch me awkwardly attempt to take care of them.
- this probably sounds ridiculous
- this summer is making me lose my mind
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